Yes. I play minecraft. Who doesn't? But I played it before it was a thing, so there. Guess what I just did out of sheer stupidity and well...stupidity. I decided: "Oh, hey you know I should play on hard!" Wrong. Not a good idea. Snakes don't scare me. Spiders don't scare me. The dark doesn't scare me. But right now I'm freaking terrified of my own shadow. This was a very bad idea. If you're wondering, yes I just got blown up by three creepers. I forgot how to flee backwards in my panic and thus died. A horrible, terrifying death, and now I'm completely paranoid. I can't even begin to describe.
My reaction:
Alright. I need to stop panicking. They're just pixels. Just pixels. *twitch* Moving on. *twitch*
I had another crazy dream last night. I was chosen as a tribute for the Hunger Games, only it wasn't quite the real Games as dreams go. There were five people from my district, and we were all being trained together as a group by this carpenter. I don't know. Don't ask. Before we went in for training our parents were allowed to take us places and get us stuff to use in the Games. My real life parents didn't take me, some random people took me. But I knew they were my parents. Anyway, we went to this sports store. Everything was used and battered and decrepit, but I found this cool looking helmet like Wingman's helmet (cowl thing, whatever), except mine was black on red instead of red on black. I promptly got together a costume so I could be a superhero in the arena. We headed back to the Capitol. I don't remember if there were any heartfelt farewells, the dream just sort of skipped to the next part.
So the five tributes from my district headed into the training place, which happened to be the porch of the house I used to live in in Florida. It was a very wonderful porch. Anyway, we sat down and the carpenter just started teaching us how to craft. And that's when I realized. This was the minecraft hunger games.
And then my alarm clock rang and I woke up. It always rings when things are just getting exciting.
/endrant
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