Friday, August 10, 2012

My 200 Year Plan

Dear Wal,

First of all, you need to view this in order to understand:


Now that you're properly prepared, I'll tell you my 200 year plan.
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By the time I'm 65 I will have (in no particular order):
1. Invented the warp drive
2. Completed and published my Batman fanfiction as an official DC Elseworlds (Or whatever they call it these days) book
3. Completed and published Tom's science fiction story
4. Completed and published Araucania (fantasy story)
5. Invented a way to instantly transmit my thoughts to typing
6. Been to space
7. Competed in a national championship with Buzzy (...when he's still young)
8. Achieved a 5K time under 30 minutes
9. Gotten a Ph.D. in physics
10. Be able to draw decent superhero comics
11. Still be obsessed with superheroes

These are my life goals people! Anyway.

65-75
Train and take a walking horse to the Olympics (Because by this point there will be gaited horses in the Olympics, oh yes!)

75-85
Explore the galaxy on a spaceship powered by my warp drive

85-90
Return home and take a break...by moving to Montana and riding horses every day :D

90-100
Learn dressage on a trotting horse

100-130 
Invent a flight suit that's light and easy to use (like an antigravity suit or something)

130-150
Live on Mars

150-160
Build a full-scale replica of the Watchtower and start a community in it (superhero nerds only)

160-200
Live peacefully in my Watchtower and write lots of things and ride horses (because, of course, the Watchtower will have it's own stable and perfecting flat, GIGANTIC arena with lots of mirrors) and occasionally take my spaceship to visit the aliens I met on my voyage through the galaxy

200
Die a peaceful death surrounded by friends and family
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And there you have it.

/endrant

2 comments:

  1. Can i live that long too?
    Can u make me a power ring, since your gonna be a scientist?
    And SPACE HORSE!

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    1. did you watch the video?
      space horses indeed :D
      I will make you a power ring if you promise not to take over the world

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